On tonight's Walking Dead
- Thea: Someone should kill Dale
- Michael: Hehe aww but why
- Thea: Cause he's annoying as fuck and doesn't do anything to the plotline
- Thea: Dale needs to shut the hell up already uuuuuuuugh
- Thea: HE'S CRYING. WHAT A PATHETIC MAN
- Michael: Jesus babe
- Thea: Sorry but I hate Dale in the show
- -insert Dale having his stomach ripped open-
- Michael: HXJSISKSKSLKMKSXLALDNSIKDDJJD HAPPY NOW?
- Thea: OH MY GOD NO FUCKING WAY
- Michael: See what you did
- Thea: YES YES YES HIS INTESTINES OH MY GOD
- Thea: OH SWEET JESUS MY HEART
Just had “the talk” with my dad
I’m gonna go throw myself off of a building now.
It was even funnier cause your dad said he’d “get you anything you need”
when at first he was all

and then he got all

It was great
- Michael: ahhh
- Michael: okkk
- Michael: i wanted to reblog that
- Thea: heh you can
- Thea: or
- Thea: want me to publish it
- Michael: yess
- Thea: aww but it's so sappy and i'm so terrible at singing
- Michael: cant reblog if private
- Michael: heh
- Michael: its up to you
- Michael: love how you dont care if i put a nude drawing of you up
- Michael: but you singing
- Michael: NOOOO
director91 replied to your photo: Hey Michael this + bruised knees
nnnnnnnnnno
despicabledog replied to your photo: Hey Michael this + bruised knees
Dog, we match
im-finished replied to your photo: Hey Michael this + bruised knees
NO
heh awww you guys
the liquid bandages hurt more than getting the scrapes, anyway

